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    10/11/2005

    吃饱赋

    刚才去给麦当劳送钱了,饱了,有力气说话了
    回来MSN上某人让我写《吃饱赋》,正合我意,省得劳心想题目了……
     
    联想一:
     
    以前听人说因为国人没有吃快餐要发票的习惯,造成麦当劳肯德基等每年逃税上亿。有一次找票,发现他们都是用的没有改版的旧票,没条形码的那种,估计都是被消费者惯的,因为很少人要票,老票都用不完。所以呼吁一下,大家以后一定要养成要发票的习惯。不关报销的事,是一种督促。
     
    联想二:
     
    中秋回家,问妈妈要好吃的,让她满足我这个食肉动物。
    她和小姨去买了很多牛肉之类的。回来两个人在那里聊天。
     
    妈妈说,要不得,都是些注水肉——她的抗议重点不在抗议小贩坑人钱财——知道注水肉是怎么弄的么,动物还没有死就绑住往嘴里塞进管子强迫注水,死状十分凄惨,杀动物可以,但是不能让它们死得如此痛苦,简直是虐杀,为了赚钱不讲人道。外国的麦当劳肯德基连割喉杀鸡还有踢了那些鸡被拍到了都引起无数人的抗议,这些人,啧啧~~
    小姨说,弘一法师在世的时候,坐在椅子上之前都要轻轻晃一晃,怕有小动物被轧到……
     
    看着麦当劳餐盘上的宣传画,讲他们的奶牛是如何幸福地成长,突然想起了那些对话

    Comments (26)

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    Picture of Anonymous
    许天盼 wrote:
    那还不好,求之不得~~

    主雅客来勤
    Oct. 13
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    总有一个开始--从我心底燃烧到你心底 wrote:
    没办法

    不克制的话
    留言字数会超过你正文的
    呵呵
    Oct. 13
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    许天盼 wrote:
    服了,留言多了也分两页啊,前面的留言被顶到下一页了
    Oct. 13
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    许天盼 wrote:
    我认为这些都是故意捏造的,因为看过一个地方写的是英国女王这样做,大概为了丑化他们而做的

    他的死因让我想到小布什吃饼干的事情,估计他是被人毒死的
    Oct. 13
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    总有一个开始--从我心底燃烧到你心底 wrote:
    这个典故出自历史上著名的白痴皇帝司马衷(司马懿的曾孙),听闻老百姓遭灾荒多有饿死时,居然说“没有饭吃,为什么不吃肉粥呢?”《晋书》竟然毫不客气的记录:
    帝文尝在华林园,闻虾蟆声,谓左右曰:“此鸣者为官乎,私乎?”或对曰:“在官地为官,在私地为私。”及天下荒乱,百姓饿死,帝曰:“何不食肉糜?”也许他很幽默吧。
    呵呵,不过死的荒唐了点。
    “后因食饼中毒而崩”
    Oct. 13
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    许天盼 wrote:
    想起一个典故:没有粥吃,为什么不吃肉呢~~~
    Oct. 12
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    Jeffbjcn wrote:
    越来越喜欢麦了,主要是它的五元汉堡,赫赫,偶穷。
    Oct. 12
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    总有一个开始--从我心底燃烧到你心底 wrote:
    看光明的牛(广告)

    感觉做只合格的奶牛比做飞行员要难。。。
    Oct. 12
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    许天盼 wrote:
    应该叫《饱食赋》
    Oct. 12
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    许天盼 wrote:
    他们描述的奶牛的生活环境跟高尔夫球场似的,就差说他们的奶牛打高尔夫了,哈哈****
    Oct. 12
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    开花的刺 wrote:
    看来话题拿出来讨论是很有必要的,可以集思广益……

    昨天写“赋“真是开心~~
    Oct. 12
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    许天盼 wrote:
    哎呀呀,谢谢你告诉我啊,我差点成了愚忠者了,呵呵~~~
    也是该这样的,不然怎么控制?
    回头找那个向我散布反动言论的人去……
    Oct. 12
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    PERFECTION是什麽 wrote:
    拿了發票他們也賺得太多,所以我基本不去。
    Oct. 12
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    江南小金鱼 wrote:
    我也很孤陋寡闻哪
    Oct. 12
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    总有一个开始--从我心底燃烧到你心底 wrote:
    麦当劳用的是税控机
    如果你注意看的话,就可以发现他们开消费清单的机器上有块IC
    卡,他们交税时是用那卡的。不是依据发票
    Oct. 12
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    总有一个开始--从我心底燃烧到你心底 wrote:
    小声的说。。。
    1。麦和肯是统一定额上税的
    2。咱还不如奶牛呢
    Oct. 12
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    数码宝贝 wrote:
    国人的税务局太无能,把它的pos联上网才能真正杜绝偷税
    Oct. 12
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    开花的刺 wrote:
    乐死我了

    让我不由开心颜~~~
    Oct. 11
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    许天盼 wrote:
    适当的生存权是可以的,我也觉得没有必要矫枉过正,兮……
    Oct. 11
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    开花的刺 wrote:
    呜呼哀哉,吾之留言有不良谐音兮
    Oct. 11

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